II. SCUM shall appreciate women to the utmost extent
III. SCUM shall strive to create new and creative "Beverages"
IV. SCUM shall play video games until death do us part
V. SCUM shall believe in Bad Philosophies
VI. SCUM shalt not scam on other SCUM's girlfriends
VII. SCUM use Bad Pickup Lines in search of the perfect woman
VIII. SCUM shalt not be too disheartened by rejection
IX. SCUM shalt not laugh at other SCUM until they help themselves off the floor
X. SCUM shalt not awaken before noon unless it is for women or money... (Did we mention women???)